Dangerous Toys & Naughty Boys: Observations on Uranus and Other Crap by Randall

Description: Dangerous Toys & Naughty Boys by Randall S. Chadwick Estimated delivery 3-12 business days Format Paperback Condition Brand New Description The Most Un-Woke Book of the 21st Century! "Dangerous Toys" is an incredibly hilarious non-fiction, humor novel from the seriously warped mind of stand-up comedian and humorist, Randall S Chadwick. While many chapters of this book can be read independently (e.g. "An Open Letter To The Guy Who Stole My Friends Lunch"), the single theme running throughout is that my generation - those of us whose childhoods were around the 70s - remains the last generation that was allowed to go outdoors and do whatever they wanted, as long as they were back by dark (or dinnertime). Armed with the incredibly dangerous toys of our day, (such as the 1970s Era Javelin Lawn Dart) and given no parental supervision, we still managed to live and even better still, thrive. The remainder of the book will seriously skewer everything you hold near and dear to your heart...school boards, Baptists, breeding, Craigslist, so...be prepared to be offended IF you have no sense of humor in which case why are you even looking that this book? Oh...a gift...I see. And a fine gift if will be, if I do say so, my fine fellow! All in all, this is guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry (not a guarantee). Let rampant consumerism thrive...BUY THIS BOOK! Author Biography Randall S Chadwick (or "Randall S" to friends, frenemies, well-wishers, acquaintances and arresting officers) survived the 1970s and 1980s in Grand Rapids, MI. Randall was, and remains, the oldest of four boys, all of whom became his test subjects in a variety of daring and dangerous stunts or as he calls them, "scientific experiments". Randall begin a career in humor and stand-up comedy after being diagnosed by his physician with "Peter Pan Syndrome" (PPS) and learning he had no more than 30-40 years left to live. Details ISBN 1514893851 ISBN-13 9781514893852 Title Dangerous Toys & Naughty Boys Author Randall S. Chadwick Format Paperback Year 2015 Pages 226 Publisher Createspace Independent Publishing Platform GE_Item_ID:95360799; About Us Grand Eagle Retail is the ideal place for all your shopping needs! With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and over 1,000,000 in stock items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! Shipping & Delivery Times Shipping is FREE to any address in USA. Please view eBay estimated delivery times at the top of the listing. Deliveries are made by either USPS or Courier. We are unable to deliver faster than stated. International deliveries will take 1-6 weeks. NOTE: We are unable to offer combined shipping for multiple items purchased. This is because our items are shipped from different locations. Returns If you wish to return an item, please consult our Returns Policy as below: Please contact Customer Services and request "Return Authorisation" before you send your item back to us. Unauthorised returns will not be accepted. Returns must be postmarked within 4 business days of authorisation and must be in resellable condition. Returns are shipped at the customer's risk. We cannot take responsibility for items which are lost or damaged in transit. For purchases where a shipping charge was paid, there will be no refund of the original shipping charge. Additional Questions If you have any questions please feel free to Contact Us. Categories Baby Books Electronics Fashion Games Health & Beauty Home, Garden & Pets Movies Music Sports & Outdoors Toys

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